Some funnys...

Cole:  Dad, when there is lightning, does that mean Heavenly Father is mad?

Kayla:  Attempting to wash Easton's hair, Easton screaming and yelling at her, says:  "Come on Easton, if you want your hair to be healthy, you just need it to be washed!"  Of course Easton continues to scream, because, what on earth does healthy hair mean to him?

Cole:  Cole was busy playing with all the kids at the Baseball field and of course, playing is way more important than taking a bathroom break.  I look over at him and see that his pants are wet, knowing he had an accident.  "Cole", I said, "Why are your pants wet?".  "Well Mom" he says, "I was on my way to the toilet when a dude jumped out of the bushes by the bathroom and squirted me with a squirt gun!"  Uh, yeah, funny how that randomly happened isn't it?  I know he was making this little story up to save face, but we did have a conversation about not making up stories and not lying to your Mom....Maybe the kid has a future occupation as a writer...